Welcome Weary Travelers
Jun 07
Hello there. My name is John, and this is dashing.com.
Me: Ok, now what do I say?
The universal consciousness: Tell them about all of the great features and neat things they can do here
Me: But there really aren't any
The universal consciousness: Make some up
We have tons of great features and neat things to do here, such as...
Me: Ok, now what?
The universal consciousness: Tell them about the Cat Stevens Postcards
Me: Oh geez, you know I never did get around to doing those. I think I promised that five years ago.
The universal consciousness: Ooh, sorry
Me: Besides this isn't a Cat Stevens site, I'm done with that.
The universal consciousness: Gordon Lightfoot postcards?
Please be sure to try out our nifty Gordon Lightfoot postcards. I'm sure they will brighten your day.
Me: Hey, I think they bought it! Good idea, man.
The universal consciousness: Anytime. I'm omnipotent and all knowing, you know. Don't forget to tell the old Cat users about the forum.
Me: Right, right...yes I will. I'm sure the new Cat site will be great though, so no one will use them.
The universal consciousness: What makes you think they'll use your forums even if the new one sucks?
Me: Well this site is cool, it has lots of neat stuff, remember?
The universal consciousness: Like pictures of your dog?
Me: Shut up
Also a big welcome to all of my friends from CatStevens.Com. Please make yourselves at home and sign up for an account. The forums here won't be moderated so please be aware of that and enter at your own risk. :-)
The universal consciousness: You're not very good at this are you?
Me: Wah? I thought that was fine.
The universal consciousness: Oh yeah, you should be a writer, what was I thinking? ... Say, who's the Japanese chick?
Me: Oh, that's Noriko Nakagoshi. I explained it all in the about section.
The universal consciousness: Dude, ix-nay on the oriko-nay
Me: :-(
3 responses to Welcome Weary Travelers
John, a big, huge Thank You for opening your doors to all the "old" CS.com members! You and Kirby are the best! :)
John,
Ditto what eebee said.
i was barred from commenting john,is there a chat site here?